Text conversations with my dad.....go a little something like this:

Dad: Sweetsie get chocolate bar or some donuts i got bananas earlier

Me: Okey dokey

Dad: U ROK

Me: 9:30 = American Idol + delicious surprise

Dad: 9:30 = the first day of the rest of my life

Me: I like your attitude

Dad: Ur a crumb donut

Dad: Think about this 2 crumb donuts in a bowl broken up heated up vanilla ice cream carmel topping eat

( I think he thinks that texting never involves punctuation.....?)